In his quest to misunderstand/misrepresent/ignore the context of everything ever, web-toed glandular mutant Matthew Boyle of Dead Andy Breitbart’s Embalming Fluid Emporium...Read more at http://wonkette.com/513704/barack-obama-ignoring-immigration-laws-probably-jaywalking-while-doing-rape-and-murder#xbRLTSiHddhVMd23.99
That's right up there with Charlie Pierce's description of Scott Walker as a "goggle eyed homunculus."
Oh, I'm sorry, I have a new favorite:
Matthew Yglesias—a Norelco marketing experiment to see if a hand-drawn Sharpie beard on a peeled potato could sell men's earrings—wrote a morally and intellectually odious article at his second job yesterday. His Slate column, "Different Places Have Different Safety Rules and That's OK," addressed the deaths of 161 workers in a factory collapse in Bangladesh with the tone they so richly deserved: bored.